Fat Bastard Autoflowering Feminized Seeds (Merica Seeds)

Fat Bastard Auto – Fast, Loud, and Absolutely Savage

Fat Bastard Auto is a no-nonsense autoflower powerhouse built from Goldmember × Monkey Spunk × Ruderalis, delivering insane potency, bold flavor, and a quick turnaround. This balanced hybrid hits both sides - uplifting head buzz upfront, heavy body relaxation on the back end.

With a massive 30%–38% THC and minimal CBD (~0.2%), this strain is not for beginners. It brings a hard, euphoric punch that rolls into a deep, couch-melting calm - perfect for shutting it down after a long day or riding a creative wave before the slowdown.

The buds are dense, sticky, and dripping in trichomes, with bright green tones and fiery orange hairs. Crack them open and you’ll get a sweet, fruity aroma smashed with a skunky kick. The flavor hits just as hard - sweet, bold, and loud all the way through.

Growers - this one’s built for speed and simplicity. As an autoflower, it runs start to finish in 8–10 weeks, no light cycle changes needed. It thrives indoors under long light hours and performs strong outdoors in warm conditions.

Indoor yields: ~400–600 g/m²

Outdoor yields: ~125–300 g/plant

Bottom line - Fat Bastard Auto delivers elite potency, heavy effects, and fast results without the headache.

Quick grow. Heavy hit. Zero mercy.